In a recent uproarious remark, beloved comedian Akuku Danger left fans in stitches as he opened up about his love life, paying homage to his legendary grandfather and sharing his ambitious plans for the year.
During a candid moment, Akuku Danger quipped, “Akuku Danger alikuwa Babu yangu na alikuwa na wanawake 264 wenye alikuwa amedeclear! Mimi so far niko na Sandra Dacha na huyo tayari ni kama wanawake tano!” (Translation: “Akuku Danger was my grandfather, and he had declared 264 women! So far, I have Sandra Dacha, and she’s already like five women!”)
The comedian’s wit didn’t stop there. In a hilarious take on the cost of dating in Nairobi, he remarked, “Lakini Nairobi huwezi kuwa na madem wengi utatuma 2k mpaka uishiwe 🤣!” (Translation: “But in Nairobi, you can’t have many girlfriends; you’ll send 2k until you’re broke! 🤣”)
Akuku Danger, known for his cheeky humor, also praised his significant other, actress Sandra Dacha. “Sandra ako na roho kubwa❤️ hii mwaka nataka kupea Sandra gift ya Mimba😂” he announced. (Translation: “Sandra has a big heart ❤️ this year I want to give Sandra the gift of a baby 😂”)
To top off his side-splitting remarks, he added, “Dawa ya balloon ni sindano na akuna mkate ngumu mbele ya chai.” (Translation: “The cure for a balloon is a needle, and there’s no hard bread in front of tea.”)
Fans couldn’t get enough of Akuku Danger’s blend of humor and heartfelt appreciation for his partner. As always, the comedian continues to endear himself to audiences with his relatable and uproarious insights into life and love. Stay tuned for more laughs and life lessons from the ever-entertaining Akuku Danger!
